tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5047242273925098704.post8650728463426566304..comments2023-09-17T10:24:56.733-05:00Comments on elle michelle: Twilight reviewLisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17093389505340672294noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5047242273925098704.post-27546726609092847482008-12-23T11:50:00.000-06:002008-12-23T11:50:00.000-06:00hahaha!!!! i love your review!!! i love twilight.....hahaha!!!! i love your review!!! i love twilight... the movie was kind of a dissapointment. some of the casting sucked *cough cough edward*. they did a really bad job fitting the description of emmett, but kellan lutz is HAWT!!!! i saw the movie 4 times and i cracked up every time : D after the 1st time i saw it, i learned not to get a drink for that movie... i finished my coke by the baseball scene, and almost peed my pants when the started crouching and hissing and what not. i like the whole "your full of snark, teen angst, and bad-assery, we got it." when ever i think of angsty teens i think of Harry Potter in the 5th movie "I'm angry all the time!" lol. i <3 your description of edwards face, it kinda looked like he just ate a war-head.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5047242273925098704.post-73604464878282034212008-12-07T18:50:00.000-06:002008-12-07T18:50:00.000-06:00You forgot the part in the hospital when Edward te...You forgot the part in the hospital when Edward tells Bella she is better off without him, and she has some sort of epileptic seizure and starts stuttering in protest - seriously it lasted like 5 minutes. I wanted to be like, "T-t-t-oday, Junior!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5047242273925098704.post-58019757593596722692008-11-26T11:54:00.000-06:002008-11-26T11:54:00.000-06:00I couldn't agree more with this: --Dr. Cullen look...I couldn't agree more with this: <BR/><BR/>--Dr. Cullen looks like he dunked his face into a vat of flour right before his scenes. Again, with the subtlety...<BR/><BR/>The one scene you didn't mention (or maybe you did and I missed it b/c I was too busy laughing) was when Bella walked into the chem lab and Edward all but had a seizure and ran out holding his nose. Silly stuff.Marishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06266549894044350833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5047242273925098704.post-87732810029049898822008-11-26T11:53:00.000-06:002008-11-26T11:53:00.000-06:00I couldn't agree more with this: --Dr. Cullen look...I couldn't agree more with this: <BR/><BR/>--Dr. Cullen looks like he dunked his face into a vat of flour right before his scenes. Again, with the subtlety...<BR/><BR/>The one scene you didn't mention (or maybe you did and I missed it b/c I was too busy laughing) was when Bella walked into the chem lab and Edward all but had a seizure and ran out holding his nose. Silly stuff.Marishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06266549894044350833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5047242273925098704.post-15293755995423528272008-11-25T14:21:00.000-06:002008-11-25T14:21:00.000-06:00I HAD TO COVER MY MOUTH SO I WOULDN'T LAUGH OUT LO...I HAD TO COVER MY MOUTH SO I WOULDN'T LAUGH OUT LOUD READING THIS.<BR/><BR/>I thought the same things. I had to see it alone on Friday because I'd purchased the tix, and my husband bailed on me. Oh well. I didn't hate it completely, but while all the teens were oohing, ahhing and fawning, I just wanted to laugh. I did laugh.<BR/><BR/>You failed to mention the intensity in Jared's eyes...ha ha ha! <BR/><BR/>I particularly enjoyed when the Cullens were making dinner and Rosalie broke the bowl. Such drama!<BR/><BR/>I'll bet you can't wait for the sequel!!! I know I can't! ;opAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5047242273925098704.post-66306271342080309192008-11-24T19:01:00.000-06:002008-11-24T19:01:00.000-06:00Overcoat: EXACTLY. Sure, the vampire part was unre...Overcoat: EXACTLY. Sure, the vampire part was unrealistic, but they could at least get high school right...<BR/><BR/>Mariah: Not even close. The books are just too awesome.<BR/><BR/>Marie: Rent it with from friends and a bottle of wine. You won't be disappointed (mostly because I set the expectation so low, right?).<BR/><BR/>Surviving Myself: I know, I know. But the book was just SO good. I thought the movie could maybe come close...?<BR/><BR/>Jamie: Haha, I liked your review myself!<BR/><BR/>RebeccaC: Tell me when you do and I'll come over with drinks. It's definitely something I'd watch again for shits and giggles.<BR/><BR/>Erin: Ha! You and your wit. ;-) And, holy crap, it HAS been a long day. Ugh.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17093389505340672294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5047242273925098704.post-3457186989443200342008-11-24T18:43:00.000-06:002008-11-24T18:43:00.000-06:00It could have been so much better than it was! I ...It could have been so much better than it was! I was entertained, but mostly at the movie's expense. Some of the casting was great...but most was sucky. (Get it, sucky? Vampires? Its been a long day).<BR/><BR/>This review was fabulous.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5047242273925098704.post-9183575741158833882008-11-24T17:26:00.000-06:002008-11-24T17:26:00.000-06:00Okay...although I didn't hate it QUITE as much as ...Okay...although I didn't hate it QUITE as much as you...it was hilarious for all the wrong reasons. But not as hilarious as this review. Totally redeeming.<BR/><BR/>But please don't hate me if I end up renting the DVD at some point.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03781126660353010295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5047242273925098704.post-65140909777262635802008-11-24T15:26:00.000-06:002008-11-24T15:26:00.000-06:00This review = WINThe movie = FAILThis review = WIN<BR/>The movie = FAILAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5047242273925098704.post-76622929046342468812008-11-24T14:37:00.000-06:002008-11-24T14:37:00.000-06:00I mean, it was a teen vampire movie. What did we e...<I>I mean, it was a teen vampire movie. What did we expect?</I><BR/><BR/>Exactly!surviving myselfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421187332033401147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5047242273925098704.post-70532315237067150162008-11-24T13:28:00.000-06:002008-11-24T13:28:00.000-06:00I knew that Edward dude looked like someone famili...I knew that Edward dude looked like someone familiar! Pete Doherty! You hit the nail on the head with that one.<BR/><BR/>I didn't watch it. Not going to. Your review cracked me up though. :)Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323696998854147831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5047242273925098704.post-19276847115410535502008-11-24T12:56:00.001-06:002008-11-24T12:56:00.001-06:00argh... I knew the twilight movie could NEVER comp...argh... I knew the twilight movie could NEVER compare to the book.Mariahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12952616489949080213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5047242273925098704.post-63183318391785285112008-11-24T12:56:00.000-06:002008-11-24T12:56:00.000-06:00"... and some kid goes, "Nice ride." Everyone laug..."... and some kid goes, "Nice ride." Everyone laughed, people nudged him in gestures of approval and some chick goes, "Good one!" WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?"<BR/><BR/>My favorite slash least favorite thing EVER in movies is teenagers who do not talk like real teenagers. Why make an ENTIRE MOVIE about teenagers and then not bother to make them realistic?<BR/><BR/>Also, the #1 sign of Extreme Bad-assery is the ability to sit backwards on a chair and/or put your feet up on furniture that is not intended as a foot rest. So rebellious!Laurie Starkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11477124105292431735noreply@blogger.com