Me: How adorable are all my friends babies!?
Mom: SO cute!
I pause...
Me: Wait. What... I mean... What if I just THINK they're cute because I'm so close to them? What if they're really ug? Do you even know if you have an ugly baby?
Mom: Oh, yeah. Definitely.
Me: Are you sure? Doesn't every Mom think her child is beautiful?
Mom: No.
Me: Mom. Did you have an ugly baby?
Mom: Yes.
Me: OH MY GOD, WAS IT ME?
Mom: I'm not going to say.
Me: Okay, it was definitely Carrie then, otherwise you would say.
Mom: It was your brother.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
I've always been cute. Others have not.
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I think it's pretty obvious by lookin' at ya that you WEREN'T the ugly baby. Duh.
Hahahaha!
Is your brother aware of this? ;)
Brick: I knew you'd like this.
Kaci: I'm gonna put you in my pocket and carry you around with me forever!
Marie: Well, he does now.
My mom swears up and down that "Perfect strangers approached her at the grocery store to proclaim that you were the most beautiful baby they'd ever seen"
She does not say this about my sister.
well he's a cutie now so ah well..I say this because I was "sumo" baby and my mom has no problem sharing this fact with everyone so I feel his pain! ;-)
PS-how is the bro liking Chicago?!?!?
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