Friday, April 22, 2011


I need your help, friends. Help with the following:

1. What eyeliner do you use?
I use a Revlon eye pencil or something and that shit smudges within 10 minutes of putting it on.

2. What book did you just read and can't stop recommending?
I'm a fan of mysteries, thrillers and anything that could be a Law & Order episode, but I'm open to all kinds of genres.

3. Do you have a favorite self tanner?
Never used one, don't want to be streaky. Or an Oompa. So, I'd need something idiot-proof.

Okay... GO.

Friday, April 15, 2011


When Dave came back from China, I took (blurry) video of Rocco seeing his dad for the first time in 6 weeks.

Such a pea-brain.

Rocco! from David on Vimeo.

Also, the reason Roc ran away and took his Kong bone into the bedroom is because he's started ripping it apart instead of playing with it like a normal dog:



But we love him.

Monday, April 11, 2011

If I had a food blog

I made some food yesterday.

Apparently, it tasted good.

Jessi and Molly told me I should start a food blog.

Here is what it would look like:

Chop-a-Bunch-of-Shit-and-Throw-it-in-a-Bowl Salsa

Image: TKTC

  • Tomatoes
  • Avocados
  • Red onion
  • Feta cheese
  • Garlic
  • Parsley
  • Oregano
  • Olive oil
  • White wine vinegar
Do exactly what it says here...

Coleslaw That Isn't Boring But IS Really, Really Easy. And Good.

Image: TKTC

  • Shredded cabbage
  • Basil
  • Dill
  • Mayo
  • Half-and-half
  • Cider vinegar
  • Sugar
  • Pepper
Do exactly what it says here...

I read, therefore I cook.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Chemistry, y'all

Title page of Dave's dissertation:

Am I the only one that starts singing that song from Brownies/Girl Scouts when I see "silver" and "gold"? Make new friennnnds, but keeeeep the ollllllld... ONE IS SILVER AND THE OTHER GOLD.


Okay, never mind.

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