It's almost beach time!

In just a few short days, I'm heading to VA Beach with the fam. This includes:

Dave and his pink bike rack

My drunk dad

My soberish mom

My clean-for-now sister

My super-DUPER drunk grandma

My sun-avoiding brother

My super sober father-in-law

My awesome mother-in-law

My fun, fun, fun sister-in-law

My CAPTAIN AMERICA brother-in-law & his girlfriend

My princess niece

My bull-in-a-china-shop nephew

This crazy crew is about to invade VA Beach. We'll go deep-sea fishing at the ass-crack of dawn, drink way too much alcohol, soak up the sun, have Bocce tournaments, play video games and play poker. I can't wait.