Monday, September 12, 2011

Of life and legs

Over the last decade or so, I've found that the stages of a gal's life and relationship status can be measured by the state of her legs.

In my experience, there have been 4 leg/life/relationship levels.

Status: Single
Legs: Shaved often enough, but only really before heading out for the evening
Reason: You never know. *wink, wink*

Status: In a relationship
Legs: Shaved to perfection. With shaving cream, even!
Reason: Look how flawless I am. You totally want to marry this.

Status: Married
Legs: Shaved haphazardly in a speedy shower
Reason: I'm late for work and it's not your birthday.

Status: My business-traveling husband is in New York for the rest of September
Legs: I have legs?

It's a new low, y'all.


Nilsa @ SoMi Speaks said...

Clearly you have light hair on your legs. Jerk! Me, the girl with dark hair that starts growing back the minute I turn off the shower? When I was single and in a relationship and married, I shaved all the freaking time. Add a kid to the picture and I'm lucky to shower at all. =)

Leah said...

"I'm late for work and it's not your birthday." Hilarious and totally true.

Anonymous said...

This is SO true!!

Jessica (Bayjb) said...

You are totally right on the single and relationship status leg shaving. It's so true, it's frightening

RebeccaC said...

Lets add motherhood to this list. At which point congratulations to you madam if you manage to find a razor if ever you decide you might attempt to shave. But...oh...there's the baby...nevermind.

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