Today, Jessi had the day off and she wanted a real "real housewives" day. As someone who watches the trainwreck that is the Bravo reality series, this is my specialty.
But, our adventures were decidedly less dramatic...
THE PLAN VERSUS THE REALITY
|Wake up late.||Woke up late.|
|Greet each other with|
European air kisses.
|Said, "What up."|
|Be drunk by noon.||Left my apartment after noon.|
|Get chauffered around in a limo.||Drove us in my Jetta.|
|Run errands.||Ran errands.|
|Parade around with my baby while holding a glass of wine.||Paraded around Whole Foods with a glass of wine.|
|Get in a fight with each other.||Enjoyed each other's company.|
|Throw a drink in someone's face.||Spilled some wine in the kitchen.|
|Eat lunch outside and glare at people.||At lunch outside and smiled at Honeycat.|
|Get Botox.||Talked about Botox.|
|Spend thousands of dollars on frivolous things.||Spend tens of dollars on necessary things like food and booze.|
|Run into someone I hate.||Ran into a nice man who educated Jessi on the finer points of canned fish.|
I'll take my reality over theirs any day.