Not too long ago, Dave came home with a much-needed haircut and I was ECSTATIC. It was beyond time for him to start looking human again.
So, he comes home with his new 'do, looking very cute. I tell him so.
Me: OMG, you look so damn cute!!!
Dave: [bashfully] Shut up.
Me: What? Take a compliment! What if I called you ugly?
Dave: That would be better because then I'd know it came from the heart and not the vagina.