Thursday, October 2, 2008

In honor of tonight's VP Debate

Here is my interview with Sarah Palin. (Click here to interview her yourself.)


Q: What are your views on the economy?

PALIN: And it's going to take a whole a change in leadership in order to really crush that gridlock and get going on this.

Shoring up our economy, and and putting it back on the world.

They're seeing through mediums that one.


Q: Why are you so stupid?

PALIN: I had kids.


Q: Should you have aborted that last kid?

PALIN: I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to ya.


Q: Will you shoot Putin like a moose?

PALIN: They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.

As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the aisle, he can surpass the partisanship that must surpassed to deal with an issue like this also.


Q: How awesome is Tina Fey?

PALIN: No, no.

Oh no, it's nothing negative at all.

That was the trip of a school teacher, a science teacher, who has really instilled in me a respect for science.

I'm saying that, personally, I would like to take to defend themselves and for their security.

We have that within me also.

I'm looking forward to meeting him, too.

We will not support this.

I have one of them.

I do, and that's a dangerous position for our country, for democracy, for our world to be supported, and adoptions made easier.

I don't know if government is going to do and what I have seen change there.


Q: Whoa, bitch, settle down.

PALIN: Reform that actually happens is tough and you can't just sit down with him the other day and giving him my commitment, as John McCain had pushed for, more troops?

I support this country.


Q: Unfortunately, the smart people in this country don't support you. How do you respond?

PALIN: They're waiting to see a culture of life in this country, will be committed to the issues that we're talking about Israel, we're talking about the need to ramp it up in jail for having an abortion, absolutely not.


Q: Please name any magazine, ever.

PALIN: Now, I would ever support.


Q: Are you drunk?

PALIN: In what respect, Katie?


Q: In the respect of you being so borderline retarded that you've GOT to be subsisting on vodka and Cheez-Its.

PALIN: So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to have exerted such pressure in terms of invading a smaller democratic countries.

So we have to keep...

We cannot ever support.


Q: I'll take that as a "yes."

PALIN: I'm not going to take it one step further.

He wants that healthy deliberation and debate within.


Q: Why would you make women pay for their own rape kits?

PALIN: Um, helping the the freedoms, the democracy, the… the women's rights, the tolerance, they hate what we stand for with the American people are trusting these companies with their insurance policies and construction bonds and the insurance carrier duties of AIG.

You can be protected with them.


Q: Uh huh. All I just heard you say is, "Oh, it's because I hate women."

PALIN: Because another thing that we'll talk about your years of experience and just assuming that the example that you can't just sit down with him the other party, also.

Absolutely.


Q: At the debate tonight, are you going to spew out nothing more than glittering generalities or will you maybe say something of substance?

PALIN: We have got to understand that John McCain knows, more so than any other state, up there with the volume all the all the answers.

And I'm saying that.


Q: Aaaand I think you've just answered my question. Thank you for your time, you crazed snowbilly.

9 comments:

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Marie said...

OMG I almost pissed in my pants laughing at this!!! Sad thing is if you actually ask her those questions face to face, I bet she would give those exact answers.

transienttravels said...

This is HILARIOUS

Louis said...

Thank you.

elle michelle said...

Ousizch: Oh, hai, SPAMZ.

Marie: I bet you're right, which is why this whole thing is so freakin tragic!

Transienttravels: Happy to entertain. :-)

Louis: You're welcome.

The BAMF said...

Elle,
Serisously...you made my night. Haha. =)

jess@thehomebound said...

haaahaaahaaa! that was perfect!

Rebekah said...

Oh. Dear. God. Or YHVH, take your pick.

Loves it, must try palinspeak tonight!

Bobbie said...

HAHAHAHA, that is AWESOME.

I love your blog! Adding you to my favs + links!

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