I'm the Dot linked to a creepy-but-intriguing site where you can get an idea of what your future baby will look like. Since I've always maintained that any child coming from Dave and I will be a hairy, four-eyed, unibrowed little Italian, I decided to check it out. Here's our brood.
Um, yeah. Maybe I'll have better luck with celebrities.
Me + David Beckham
Me + Ryan Phillippe
Okay, that Beckham baby is actually cute. But who punched my Gyllenhaal baby in both of her eyes? How come my Phillippe baby looks like a Republican ginge? And why, oh why, do all my kids have wonk eye?