Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Dear Comcast

Dear Comcast,

You may have just bought Daily Candy, but I'd like to propose that you attempt to fix your existing problems before you start adding to your stable of out-of-control fuckery.

Specifically, I need you to fix my Internet, cable and phone.

I had to get ready this morning without watching the Today Show, without checking the weather report (what should I wear? Should I bring an umbrella?? Will my hair poof out from the humidity?), without checking my email and without making a phone call from my land line. True, I never make AM phone calls from my land line, but the point is, I couldn't. Essentially, I had NO WAY of getting a hold of you to even report this problem, thanks to shoddy cell phone service on the 34th floor.

As you know, Comcast, I don't think highly of you. Your purchase of Daily Candy will not make me more inclined to like you. It just makes me more nervous that you have yet another venture to oversee, another place to allocate your resources before you even get your shit together in your own industry.

*Sigh*

I will now share with you the words of wisdom that my dad shared with me once when Dave and I were in a fight. May you truly take this to heart:

"Don't fuck this up."

5 comments:

hautepocket said...

Ok, I literally laughed out loud at the "out-of-control fuckery" line, and again with your dad's quote!

Hope your stuff starts working again soon...that's the worst.

Dan said...

I FUCKING HATE COMCAST. Shitty, dumb people who have as much clue as an Alabama gay.

Sarah said...

wandered over from 20SB - hello!

your layout is so pretty, now i want to redo mine!

ComcastCares1 said...

I am so sorry for the inconvenience.

I work for Comcast and I would like to help. If you are interested in my assistance, please send me the phone number associated with your account. I wil be sure to reach out to my contacts and ensure the that problem is corrected.

Thanks for providing the opportunity to assist!

Best Regards,

Mark C.
Comcast Corp.
We_Can_Help@cable.comcast.com

Rebekah said...

That last comment can't be real. Can't. But I love when people do that :o)

I wonder if Comcast is related to my own beloved Charter Communications, who will try and charge you for a service call to come fix what they didn't install properly in the first place.

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