This conversation happened a while ago, but lucky for you, I saved it. Dave was at work one weekend while I spent the entire day cleaning our messy apartment, unpacking more boxes, running errands and doing laundry. I was a domestic maniac and it was very weird.
Still, I was impressed with myself and felt that Dave should be impressed too.
Me: Your jaw is going to drop when you see how clean this place is.
Dave: That's when I get wasted with the guys on Wednesday, come home at midnight and expect hot food.